In Which There Are a Lot of Parenthetical Explanations

[hopenight]

Title: In Which There Are A Lot of Parenthetical Explanations
Author: hopenight
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel
Word Count: 526
Warnings: crack, lots and lots of crack
Summary: Written for Sam/Gabriel Non-Angst Comment Meme!! For the prompt: Gabriel gives Sam a token of his affection (and it won't come off).
A/N: I wrote it, deleted it from the comments, and cageykilo demanded that I posted it. And I live to serve after all.

 

Sam stared at his hand, then at his angel (and reforming Trickster), and then back down his hand again. He closed his eyes and counted backwards from ten in Latin (and then in Ancient Greek for good measure) before fixing his...Gabriel (they still need to figure out what to call each other yet) with Bitchface number 46 or the 'I can't believe that I willingly sleep with you'. (Perfected back when he was twelve and he shared a bed with Dean...nothing happened.)

Said angel (and reforming Trickster) paused in his devouring a chocolate bear claw to stare at his human. There were small smears of cream and chocolate around his mouth. Normally, Sam would pin Gabriel to the bed and proceed to lick the mess from his face.

However, now was what the time for what Gabriel called 'smexy funtimes full of awesome sex' (even though the cream and chocolate smeared mouth was very distracting). No now was the time to be angry because...

(Cue dramatic pause. Length of time to be determined)

"You mojo'd a tattoo on me," stated Sam slowly (finally breaking the pause).

Gabriel looked at Sam before nodding.

"Pretty much yeah," said the angel (and reforming Trickster) with a devilish grin, "Did you want to go and actually get one?"

Sam shut his eyes and counted again for good measure. (He's been trying all types of anger therapy techniques since they stopped the Apocalypse. Counting was the only thing that worked.)

"I wasn't aware I wanted one in the first place."

He heard Gabriel move off their shared bed in the crappy motel room. He felt arms wrap around his shoulders.

"Silly human," murmured the angel (and reforming Trickster), "You haven't even looked at it properly."

(Sam did look at it properly. He knew the symbols. The horn, the sword, the mirror, and the colors wrapping around his hand and ending at his wrist. Though they all seemed to meet at...Oh.)

All the symbols of the Archangel Gabriel met at his left ring finger.

"Did you just marry me while I was asleep?"

Gabriel laughed and pressed a kiss to Sam's temple...his one weak spot. (Sam tried very hard not to crush their lips together so he could taste the remains of the bear claw and honey sweet wine.)

"Not marry you," said Gabriel, "It's a promise. A token. You're mine and later you can give me something that says I'm yours."

Sam laughed and pinned him to the bed, kissing him softly (finally tasting the bear claw).

"You're terrible," murmured Sam.

"Reforming Trickster," whispered Gabriel back with laughter in his eyes.

"I'm going to make you get your nipple pierced or something as revenge."

"Kinky boy," murmured Gabriel back before kissing Sam.

Sam forgot his train of thought after that.

(Though there were many smexy funtimes full of awesome sex to be had.)



Comments

[celestejean.livejournal.com]

'smexy funtimes full of awesome sex' had me cracking up. Such a perfect line for Gabriel. Thanks for sharing :)

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

:D You're very welcome!

[abstract-helix.livejournal.com]

The idea of Gabriel getting his nipples pierced cracks me up more than it should. Now I want fic!

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

Haha! It cracks me up too! I hope someone writes it! (I would be I'm squeamish about needles and nipples -shudder-)

But it's just so freakin funny. :D

[wolfish-willow.livejournal.com]

This is just full of so much awesome! Love it. That Gabriel is such a closet romantic. <3<3<3

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

Gabriel is a closet romantic. ;)

I'm glad that you enjoyed it so much!

[funkyinfishnet.livejournal.com]

LOL this made me giggle so much. I love the idea of the tattoo, so beautiful and of course Gabriel doesn't ask lol. Really awesome fun fic :)

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

:) Yay! I'm happy that you liked it. I love the idea of a tattoo as well. Especially on Sammy? Yum!

[larantula.livejournal.com]

Hihihi, that was lovely! Sneaky Gabriel is sneaky ^_^

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ;) Oh Gabriel is a very sneaky sneaker.

[denazia.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness this is just too adorable and funny and I love the parenthetical references. Your Gabriel is sweet and so caring and loving of Sam I just adore that sort of Gabriel, especially today for some reason.

You're not the first author I've read who has used a mirror as a symbol for Gabriel. Is this something you've researched? What's the meaning of the mirror?

"Did you just marry me while I was asleep?" - Oh, Sam you know you love it!

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

:) I'm so very happy that you love it!

(And parenthetical references are fun. :D I use I can use them more.)

I adore Gabriel being a sweet and caring lover as well. I feel that is how he would operate. Even though he seems to be a love them and leave them type, we all know he's a teddy bear.

Actually I did research. If you go on the religious wiki and type in Gabriel, it comes up with several of his symbols. While the horn is the most prominent, the mirror is also another one for some reason. (I have no idea why but it's interesting to think about.)

Yes, Sammy, yes he did. And the fangirls squealed in delight.

[cageyklio.livejournal.com]

Yay! You posted!

I think this is my favorite parenthetical: (Cue dramatic pause. Length of time to be determined)

LOL!

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

Yes! I did! :)

I love parenthetical references. :D I wish I could use them more in my stories. It was very fun to do! Glad you enjoyed it!

[heavenlyxbodies.livejournal.com]

Lol, that was so... just... YES! 'm so glad you did post it!

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

:D I'm very glad that you enjoyed it so much!

[quantumdoll.livejournal.com]

smexy funtimes full of awesome sex is so brilliant I may have to incorporate it into daily life. This is such an adorable fic.

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

Sexytimes is just too blase for Gabriel. He would have another name for it. One that would make Dean uncomfortable.

I feel that smexy funtimes full of awesome sex is what Gabriel will be calling his naked time with Sam for now on.

:) Glad you enjoyed it.

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

"Did you just marry me while I was asleep?" ROFL! Wouldn't put it past him.

[hopenight.livejournal.com]

No one would put it past him. ;) He's a crafty archangel (and reforming Trickster).