"I just want to write some Winn since the internet needs more damnit!" <- Obviously you're a man after my own heart! Write it!(I'm working on some myself, so hopefully that'll help if it turns out any good!)

And I wouldn't see it as a contest, I'm just interested in how you would have it end.

(Sorry hopenight for hijacking your awesomeness!)
p.s. nothing wrong with saying fairy-nuff! :p